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Nature Calls

Nature Calls

Nature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies

Till the next rest stop to hold it I'll try
Got everything crossed including my eyes

Don't ask me questions, can't answer right now
Really must concentrate, there's sweat on my brow

Please dear wifey, can you drive a little faster
Don't mean to bug you but it'll avoid a disaster

Stop! Stop! There's construction up ahead
Maybe they'll allow me to use their shed

Look at those guys they're laughing at me
Can no longer wait, going behind this tree

Ahhhhh! Finally, at last, I'm at heaven's door
Next time I'll make sure I go pee before

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!....fantastic phrasing takes this into a complete Belly-laugh!!......wow!.......PINNED this one Captain Jack!!.....GREAT work!!....thanx for the laughter and your clever approach to detail!!......your friend and admirer.....T xo ❤👌

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Jack Ellison

And don't forget to zip up!!! Happy Jack's being silly again eh! Your comments are always so sunny Monsieur Tony!!! Cheers, Cap't Jack XO

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