Poem -
NEVER ..TRUST A FART!?X
NEVER TRUST A FART!
TO ALWAYS PLAY IT,S PART ?
EVEN IF IT WAS A GAS AT THE START?
COS, IT COULD BE A SHIT
LOADS.. OR JUST A BIT?
WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD IT INÂ
OR HAD A BLOODY SAFETY PINÂ
UNAWARE IT WAS RUNNINGÂ
& YOU NO LONGER , LOOK STUNNINGÂ
IT MATTERS NOT, FOR YOU TO BEG!
WHEN ITS RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG
ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YA CARRY A PEG
OR A CLEAN CHANGE OF CLOTHESÂ
COS A FART DOESN,T ALWAYS KNOW
WHETHER IT WILL BE A GAS ?
OR A TOTAL 0VER-FLOW!
Tracy Timothy xx
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Hahahaha awesome, disgusting but awesome hahahahaha, 5 stars my queen :)
CAN YOU IMAGINE ? POOR COW CHEERS MY KING AS ALWAYS WHERE IS THIS XMAS POEM ? X
Just put it on ;)
Haha!! Ahhh that picture!! Awesome poem Tracy!! Much enjoyed! Thank you for making me laugh!!
Val ♥
YUK BUT FUNNY X TA VAL GLAD I MADE YA LAUGH & GRIMACE ALL AT THE SAME TIMEX
CHEERS FOR YOUR VOTES TOO HONÂ
 To be disgusted or not, that is the question, but definitly good for a laugh.Â
Disgustingly funny Philip tho I don't reckon the girl in question thought so lol x
Feel sorry for the person behind her when she let go, they would have received full coverage from above. Lol.
hell yeah x i feel sorry for her more ! poor cow, ya worst nightmare with a photo to prove it lol
gee pers kreepers :-)
soz couldnt resist lol
cool :-) no need to apologize he hee ;-)
I really hope misfortune has befallen the one who took the picture of that poor woman.
I mean, really. It doesn't take an average IQ to be able to tell that wouldn't be funny if you were the one in the picture.