Poem -

NEVER ..TRUST A FART!?X

NEVER ..TRUST A FART!?X

NEVER TRUST A FART!
TO ALWAYS PLAY IT,S PART ?
EVEN IF IT WAS A GAS AT THE START?
COS, IT COULD BE A SHIT
LOADS.. OR JUST A BIT?
WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD IT IN 
OR HAD A BLOODY SAFETY PIN 
UNAWARE IT WAS RUNNING 
& YOU NO LONGER , LOOK STUNNING 
IT MATTERS NOT, FOR YOU TO BEG!
WHEN ITS RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG
ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YA CARRY A PEG
OR A CLEAN CHANGE OF CLOTHES 
COS A FART DOESN,T ALWAYS KNOW
WHETHER IT WILL BE A GAS ?
OR A TOTAL 0VER-FLOW!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jason Lee

Hahahaha awesome, disgusting but awesome hahahahaha, 5 stars my queen :)

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Tracy Timothy

CAN YOU IMAGINE ? POOR COW CHEERS MY KING AS ALWAYS WHERE IS THIS XMAS POEM ? X

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Valerie Lynn

Haha!! Ahhh that picture!! Awesome poem Tracy!! Much enjoyed! Thank you for making me laugh!!

Val ♄

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Tracy Timothy

YUK BUT FUNNY X TA VAL GLAD I MADE YA LAUGH & GRIMACE ALL AT THE SAME TIMEX

CHEERS FOR YOUR VOTES TOO HON 

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Phillip Arthur ...

 To be disgusted or not, that is the question, but definitly good for a laugh. 

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Tracy Timothy

Disgustingly funny Philip tho I don't reckon the girl in question thought so lol x

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Phillip Arthur ...

Feel sorry for the person behind her when she let go, they would have received full coverage from above. Lol.

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Tracy Timothy

hell yeah x i feel sorry for her more ! poor cow, ya worst nightmare with a photo to prove it lol

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Incogneato

I really hope misfortune has befallen the one who took the picture of that poor woman.

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Incogneato

I mean, really. It doesn't take an average IQ to be able to tell that wouldn't be funny if you were the one in the picture.

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