Poem -

NICOTINE JUNKIE MONKEY !?X

NICOTINE JUNKIE MONKEY !?X

I REALLY MUST QUIT THESE FAG,S !
IT,S NOT DOING MUCH, FOR MY EYE-BAG,S!
I,M A VERY FOOLISH MONKEY
& I,VE BECOME A NICOTINE JUNKIE!
20 A DAY IS WHAT ,I,M ON !
WE CANT GET THESE IN THE AMAZON!
WE FIND A FEW IN THE ZOO
& HAVE A SNEAKY ONE, IN THE LOO!
& I DEFINATLY, ENJOY A FAG
IN FACT ,I,VE MANAGED TO
GET THROUGH DUTY FREE
& HAVE 200 STASHED IN MY BAG!!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

When Boredom Truly is...

When Boredom Truly is Underrated

Have you ever been so bored
that you actually find yourself miming
to the lion's roar...

Poem -

Expression of an Impressionist

Expression of an Impressionist

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

The alarming trend of renegade
souper spoons ladling out...

Poem -

NEW FACES

NEW FACES

Let me get this straight...

​​​​​​They think people are going to flip through the Channels......

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com