No More Unrelated Sex

Due to pandemic, there is no more sex between
households, only in the same bubble if you're keen;
well now, that poses a whole new ball game,
if you'll pardon the expression and the pain.

Perhaps we needed a 'circuit-break' after all,
this emotional stuff was driving us to watch 'The Wall,'
maybe birth-rate down with less unwanted children,
not so many kids in boats coming across the Channel.

Watch out for the covid police, on the look-out,
for any illegal leg-overs, youngsters in broom cupboards,
that reminds me, a friend was accused of being in one,
of course, it just had to be the inevitable 'dust-up.'

The judge groaned: 'Not more teenage nookey please,
they can all go and clean toilets with Boy George.'