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" NO, MR MOON. IT,S NOT EVEN NOON !?"X

" NO, MR MOON. IT,S NOT EVEN NOON !?"X

" GET LOST, GO AWAY MR MOON !
YOU ARE OUT, WAY TOO SOON ?
IT IS STILL BLOODY DAYLIGHT
& NOT EVEN REACHED NOON !
SO PISS OFF FOR NOW, YA LOONEY TUNE
GO BACK TO SLEEP IN YOUR BEDROOM
& IT WILL BE NIGHT TIME FAIRLY SOON
& I DONT GIVE A SHIT,IF YA WANT 
TOO GET AWAY FROM MRS MOON!
JUST GO TA SLEEP IN THE OTHER BLOODY ROOM 
& ADMIT THAT YOUR MARRIAGE
IS OBVIOUSLY DOOMED?!
BUT, YOU,VE STILL COME OUT WAY TO SOON ?
& YOU NEED TO WAIT UNTIL ITS DARK, YA GOON !"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Dameon Farris

Funny  and entertaining piece thank you for sharing Tracy and I love your moon analogy it's awesome and very interesting and captivating great piec and thank you for sharing XD

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Tracy Timothy

thanks so much once again for your lovely comments Dameon

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