Poem -

No One Wants To Ride With You

It's late and I'm heading home
And you decide to join me for the ride
When you could have just left me alone
On this trip, I did not think you would accompany
Normal speed is 65, but you got us on a slower ride
I really want our speed to rise

I don't find it mean or rude, or cruel or crude to say, . . .
NO ONE wants your company.

I don't want you with me every day
I don't want you with me any day
When you're with me, I want you to go away
Cause all you do is slow me down and get in my way
There's always impatience, and sometimes frustration
Every time I ride with you
I can't wait to reach my destinationĀ 
Or sooner say goodbye to you

These may be harsh words to say
And end with saying your name
But I feel no remorse, pity, love, or shame when I say, that
NO ONE wants to ride with you, . . .
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Lorna

Interesting piece, I have to say traffic Jambs drive me crazy. I like to drive at night when the roads are empty and I can put my foot down
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Keyon Gilmore

Thank you. I agree, night time driving is so much smoother. I was heading to work from school when this poem came together.
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