No Self Respect

Look at me,
I'm someone special,
Look at me,
I made the news,
Look at me,
I think that everyone cares,
Look at me,
And see all my great life views.

Can't you see that i want attention,
And I'm too broke to get a job,
I'll take off all my god damn clothes,
Throw money at me you fat rich slob.

If I have the body,
And if I have my boobs,
You can pay to see me get dirty,
Subscribe to me on YouTube.

Would you like to buy my bathwater,
Would you like to sniff my pants,
Would you like to see me get semi naked,
And do a semi naked dance.

Whoops I think my boob fell out,
Whoops they're wobbling when I walk,
It looks as if I'm having a fit,
I dont make sense now when I talk.