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Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.
But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped.
People won't give a plug nickel for the safe return of those two pieces of crap.
Clinton and Trump won't be coming home any time soon, they are trapped.
If somebody does pay the ransom, he or she will certainly deserve to be slapped.

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sparrowsong

Hello Randy...

There's so much corruption throughout the World...

We're not going to win no matter what we do...

We know crimes have been committed on so many different areas and levels...

Not just in the Government...

I'm not hearing anything other than all the more we'll lose in the Future  Election...

We can focus everything on the past, what good will it do?

We need to get serious about the Future...

The past is gone we can't change it...

What has Trump done to you personally?

He hasn't hurt me at all...

Can someone else come in and hurt us?

Absolutely!

Hillary's crimes wasn't hers alone...

She had her and her peoples with their own agenda and vandetta...

It's not going away...

We're in a lot of trouble coming if we don't do the right thing...

People can hold their grudges and their hate...

I'm not going to live that way...

No matter what the only direction I have to live in is...

Forward...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Terry Kay

Randy.  Not going to try to get deep here!  I thought this poem is clever and lol!!!  Terry Kay

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