Poem -

NO..BOOBIE-PRIZE !?X

NO..BOOBIE-PRIZE !?X

FRIENDS ARE LIKE YA BRA,S
YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THEY ARE
& THEY GIVE YOU THE SUPPORT
LIKE THE BEST PUSH UP BRA 
THEY KNOW WHEN TO STAY & WHEN TO ABORT
WHEN TO PLAY  & WHEN TO SORT !
THEY ALWAYS COVER YA BACK
& THEY HOLD YOU UP
LIKE A SECURE SAFETY STRAP!
DO NOT STAB YA IN THE BACK 
& DONT TAKE NO KRAP!
ALWAYS A HALF FULL , NOT HALF EMPTY CUP
& ALWAYS THERE TO PUSH YOU ON UP !
KETTLES ALWAYS HOT
WHEN YA NEED A TEA -CUP
YA FRIENDS ARE YA BRA,S 
YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE 
DESPITE THE SIZE OF THEIR CUPS!?
YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON THEM 
TO PUSH YOU RIGHT BACK UP
NO MATTER HOW LONG FOR, OR HOW FAR
SECURE & SUPPORTING LIKE YA FAVORITE BRA 
GOOD FRIENDS WILL NEVER LEAVE YA HANGING !
THO CANT ALWAYS BE THERE, WHEN YA BANGING 
ALWAYS CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOUR HEART
& AT THE FINISH & ALSO ..THE START !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Valerie Lynn

Haha the first line caught my attention...and so did that pic! Nice write Tracy!! Much enjoyed ;)

Val ♥️

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Tracy Timothy

bless you Val glad you approve & enjoyed my pic & poem xx

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