Non Stop Only

She is back
The Leader
of the House
and the self
proclaimed
spokesperson
for the ordinary
Working Person

Last time
Nancy
Led the House
She demanded
that she be able
to fly non stop
from DC to San Francisco
every month
on a Private Jet
This
Ended up costing
the Tax payers
$488,000.00
a Month

No worries
though
she cares
about
us
and she
identifies
with
those
who live
pay check
to pay check

Madam Speaker
I have an
idea
lets do some
math
If you would
suffer
a little
and Fly 
First Class
on American Airlines
it would only
cost us $1816 a month
versus $488,000
which
is a $486.184.00 
savings
to the American People

You could be
a hero
and use
that savings
to put all
those homeless
in cardboard tents
that live in San Francisco
in to affordable 
housing
What a difference
you would
make
Bravo!

What do you think Nancy?

Response From Nancy

That is a good idea
but we would have
to get approval
from the senate
and you know those
bastards are primarily
Republicans.  They will
do nothing that will
make me look good
with the public

Nancy good news!
The Senate
has approved you
to go Greyhound
once a month!
That way you can
get to know your
"Average Joe"

Nancy's Response:

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