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NOT THE ......." NORM !"X

NOT THE ......." NORM !"X

" HI MY NAME IS NORM
I KNOW I,M A BIT OF A GORM!
I MAY BE A BIT OF A GEEK!
BUT..IT,S LOVING THAT I SEEK!?
I KNOW I,M A BIT OF A DRIP!
& I HAVE GOT BIG MASSIVE LIP,S!
& A BIG GAP IN MY TEETH!
I MAY HAVE POP EYE,S 
BUT I,M A VERY NICE GUY!
BUT I,M LOOKING FOR A LADY 
THAT CAN SEE BENEATH!
BUT.PLEASE ACCEPT THIS FLOWER
IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME!
& MY HEARTS IN THE RIGHT PLACE!
DESPITE THE STATE OF MY FACE!
THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND!
SO IT WOULD BE BETTER IF 
I CAN FIND A LADY TO LOVE ME 
WHO CANNOT.. BARELY SEE!?X
AS LONG AS WE,VE GOT
SOME REAL GOOD CHEMISTRY!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

LMAO Thanks Tracy!! Needed that after my lil outburst :) xx Cute and gave me the awwwww's :)

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Tracy Timothy

POOR NORM LOL X GLAD YA ENJOY MY STUFF HON & I PUT A SMILE ON YA FACE! PRICELESS ?

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