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Norman And I Take Valuable Coins To Atlantic City

Norman And I Take Valuable Coins To Atlantic City

It was mid October nineteen sixty-four, to Atlantic City I had go;

To sell a rare collection of coins, to a New York dealer I’d known!

I asked Norman to come there with me, and guard them from attack;

I was getting almost eight thousand bucks, needed someone to have my back!

We left Dayton, Ohio, early Friday morn, drove it right straight through;

When we’d stop for gas and restrooms, one stayed with the car to guard it true!

We got there late in the afternoon, checked into The Claridge Boardwalk Inn;
We ordered dinner in the room that night, stayed there till morn’s begin!

Breakfast too we ordered up, then at nine my buyer came;

He also had a friend with him, a strong man with a large imposing frame!

He inspected all the coins and said, “okay”, then laid the bills upon the bed;

Three one thousands, the rest in hundreds, we shook hands and “Thank you” said!

We left that morning and drove straight back, getting home real late at night;

The wad was all in my front pocket, and in restrooms, was a very strange sight!

For several men stared down my pants, and saw something sticking way far out;

I think they got the wrong idea that day, and my sexual preference was in real doubt!

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Tony Taylor

Hey LARRY!!.....I really do enjoy some of these narrative memories of yours...... I've been to Atlantic City more times than I can count...... but back in the 1960's it was a much different place.......I must admit I didn't expect this story to end as a "large penis" type tale (smiles)...... but then, given the wad you were carrying ~ anything's possible...... honestly, I thought you were going to get robbed!!....... glad to know you made it home safely brother...... or we wouldn't be having this back & forth!!...... another compelling narrative........ALL STARS...... enjoyed over my morning coffee!!........ ttyl.........T xo.   ?

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Larry Ran

My Dear Brother Poet Tony,

Actually, I wasn't worried as much about being robbed, as I was about being raped.  To get robbed, the perpetrator usually says, "This is a stick up".  But in this case, something already was sticking up. I was so happy to finally arrive home with both my wad, and my penis, still all intact.  Your comments were funnier than my story.

Peace, Love and Rockets,

Larry xxx

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Rose Sho

I acutally held my breath while reading this...I thought the wad got stolen along the way...Thank God it wasn't...but I laughed after all...Thanks for sharing this beautiful piece

Love you

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Larry Ran

Hi Sweet Rose,

Me too Rose.  Every time we stopped for food, gas, or restrooms, I held my breath, for fear of getting robbed.  But all's well that end's well, and we got home safely.  The only thing threatened that day was my masculinity.

Love,

Daddio XXX

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