Poem -
Not 100 Per Cent Of The Time
If you can't say something nice
It's best to say nothing at all
That's going to be me from now on
My humor is often misinterpreted
Causing an undesirable reaction
I wrongly assume everyone sees through it
And that it IS simply humor
I apologize, but this is me
It has always been me to make light of situations
That is uncomfortable to deal with
We all have our own way of getting through
Mine is to rely on humor
It works a good percentage of the time
BUT NOT 100 PERCENT OF THE TIME
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Comments
Well written I can relate to this it's an insert foot in mouth kinda ordeal I'll say something and mean for it to be a haha moment ending up a dirty look moment and I look and say I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you I was try to be funny.
WOW! Seems like I struck a cord here!!! LOL, A dirty look moment... you describe it so well! Thanks for your comment dear friend... love, Happy Jack ???
Good Morning Jack. I must be the wisest woman in Texas cause I love the way you handle life. You bring a lot of rainbows in your pocket wherever you go. Love you. Terry Kay
Awwwwwww you leave me speechless my wise honey bunny from Texas!!! Good morning my shining star on this crappy rainy day!!! ? Humor helps us through the world's yuckiest days and helps us remember there's always brighter days ahead!!! About the rainbows in my pocket, they sure light up my lower regions causing a lot of attention!!! Some people think it may be illustrating my sexual prowess but I'm used to it after all these years!!! ??? I'm so thrilled to hear from you, dearest Terry... is that short for Terrance or Theresa? (cackle) Love to you my love... Happy Jack XOX ???
Jack, I am having a rainy day here too. You remind me so much of my family. Always cutting up. There's really no other way to be. Do ya think. Nobody likes to hear had stuff is what I was told growing up. This writing can sure drag out some old crap. I've only been writing for about a year. Good thing I don't share it all. I wish we lived close and we could have a happy lunch! When it comes to you I will take what I can get????. Love, Terry Kay and I'm named after my mom who was named after a Uncle so Jerry Ray and Terry Kay
You are so so fun to talk with dear Terry! That happy lunch would turn out to be a regular happy lunch for sure dearest Terry!!! OOOOEEEE!!! ??? Poop... how about meeting me halfway! Say Kentucky... LOL BTW don't stop writing or if you do, we will still chat, right!!! You are the SWEETEST Texas lassI know, Miss Terry... tons of true sweet love Miss Terry... love, Happy Jack ???