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NOT BATH TIME AGAIN !?X

NOT BATH TIME AGAIN !?X

NOT BATH TIME AGAIN!
THIS IS TOTALLY INSANE?
AFTER IT..I,M NEVER QUITE THE SAME!
THE WATER GETS RIGHT IN ME BRAIN!
IS SHE HAVING A LAUGH!?
I,LL DROWN IN THE BLOODY BATH!
& SHE,S PUT IN BUBBLE,S 
I,VE GOTTA SHUT ME MOUTH
OR I,M REALLY .IN TROUBLE!
I HOPE I,M NOT HERE LONG?
OR I WILL BE..LONG GONE!
HOPE HER MUMMY FORGET,S 
TO WASH HER FEET, BECAUSE
FOR ME . IT AINT NO TREAT!
IF I GET SOAP IN MY EYE,S?
IT STING.S LIKE FUCK!
I AINT GONNA LIE
I,M NOT WATERPROOF , LIKE HER DUCK!
JUST HURRY UP & GET ME DRY!
OR I,LL JUST DROWN & DIE!
THAT.LL BE JUST MY LUCK!
& DOWN THE DRAIN.I,LL DISAPPEAR!?
JUST FUCK N GET ME OUT OF HERE! X

Tracy Timothy xx

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piusha singh

Good one Tracey..It reminded me of my daughter ....really ....lol
Love

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