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Not For Sale !?x

Not For Sale !?x

I,m the owner of this lonely heart !

Whose.. Gonna start the bidding !?

Where.. Shall we start !?

Anyone give a fiver !?

I,ve heard she,s quite a live one !?

Perhaps a tenner !?

Cos.. She,s damaged !?

A real real sinner !?

Bid.. What ya like !?

I,m not For Sale !?

Cos.. I am priceless

To.. Any lucky male !? x

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tim Otey

£11.27 is my bid and i bet your worth EVERY penny
xx

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BLOSSOM

Nice write with the right end Tracy lol!! :)

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