Poem -
VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS
So you've had a bad day?
He was late for work...
Got the voicemail...
The reason explained...
The power of four old women with an umbrella, a little black purse, and a Bible will show us that...
We're just not going to take it anymore...
When they're Impala gets struck they will...
Hit you with their best shot...
They don't phone home, they don't call the Police and they just do a smackdown...
So when it comes to a cocky guy they know just what to do...
Might be wise to let them have the right of way...
Because, it's not their fault...
When you leave a voicemail for the boss, he probably isn't there...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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LOL!! LOL!!... this is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!..... just hearing him laugh is worth BIG MONEY!!.....I wonder how he knew it was the NIV version of the Bible!??....... how do you come up with this stuff!!???...... that was SO entertaining!! ~ CHERIE and I are still cracking up over the MOTHER GOOSE lady..... my goodness FEATHERS!!.... when are you going to start your own talk show..... Cherie is still here laughing and cheering for the 4 old ladies...... hitting and stabbing a guy with an umbrella and a Bible.... no matter what TV station it's on is off the hook HYSTERICAL..... the guy is on his knees being attacked by the mob grandma's from HELL!!......LOL!!.....PINNED for hilarity and creative outsourcing......I wonder if that guy was docked pay for being late or if he was given a bonus for the voicemail!!.....LOL!!...you're a trip girlfriend!.....KISSES!!.....from Tony & Cherie!...?????❤???❤❤❤
Hello Sis Cherie and Tony...
I haven't seen anything like this on t.v.
She probably looked up , looked at the Book and jackhammer time...
The guy was practically knocked out...
You're not getting those results with a Paperback...
?
My own talk show?
That's very funny!
His Boss was probably laughing so hard he should have received a raise...
A promotion too just to go driving around...
????
Glad you both enjoyed!
Thank you for your kind comment and support my friends...
Love n Hugs, Smiles, and Rockets!
Feathers
Hello Tina...
NIV it's the New International Version...
She happened to have a Hardcover...
3 Bold Letters, it's hard to miss...
He might actually stop when the light's red...
?
Thank you for your kind comment my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong