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" NOTHING FOR YOU...YA WANKER !?" X

" NOTHING FOR YOU...YA WANKER !?" X

" NO PRESENTS FOR YOU, NOT THIS YEAR!
FOR BEING  A WANKER. NO BLOODY FEAR
DONT THINK I DONT KNOW, WHAT GOES ON IN ERE?
YOU HAVE BEEN WANKING WAY TOO MUCH
EVERY TIME YOU THINK IM NOT ABOUT
YA HANDS ARE ALL OVER YOUR CRUTCH
SO... I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU
YOU DO NOT DESERVE A TREAT?
& I WOULDNT EVEN SHAKE YA HAND
THAT ALWAYS HOLDS, YA PIECE OF MEAT!
& IVE SEEN YA REACH , AT LEAST 3 FEET
24/7...7 DAYS A WEEK,.........WELL
THAT IS WHAT I SEE , WHEN EVER I PEEK !
& IF YOU AINT WANKING, YOUR TAKING A LEAK
SO DONT, EXPECT ME TO APPEAR THIS WEEK
IM ALREADY HAUNTED BY THE VISION
OF YOU ALWAYS PLAYING WITH YOUR MEAT!
THAT IM AFRAID, WILL BE YOUR ONLY TREAT?
SO IN FUTURE, CAN YA BE A LITTLE MORE DISCREET?
OR ME & YOU MY FRIEND, WILL NEVER AGAIN MEET !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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