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Nuff Said

Nuff Said

A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now aren't you really glad you tuned in?

There are two hundred million insects for every human
Wouldn't have gone camping if I knowed that!

We weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead
Due to the gravitational effect. Too bad the moon isn't shining
all day long

100 lightning strikes occur worldwide every second
Stay indoors!!!

Humans grow about 8mm every night while asleep
But revert back to their normal height the next day
Oh so glad, otherwise we'd spend a fortune on new clothes

250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Guess they leaned a little bit too much

1 in 28 American school-aged children
Have a parent in either state or federal prison
Holy crap! A really great example to follow

A single healthy human male produces enough sperm
In two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet
Uh! I volunteer my services... no charge!

Although gold is a heavy dense metal
It is generally considered non-toxic
Gold flakes may even be ingested in foods or drinks
No wonder restaurant meals are so high

Pope Francis once worked as a bouncer in a Buenos Aires bar
“Doing God's work?”

Mozart wrote a canon entitled “Leck mich im Arsch”
Which loosely translated means “Lick my deriere”

Nuff said!!!

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Georgina Richardson

WOW!! this one was super, I love it when you put your teachers hat on Jack, you never fail to educate and entertain all at the same time, BRILLIANT WORK! I love you sweety. G xx

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Jack Ellison

OKAY! This may be getting too much for my old ticker! So much lovey stuff you is sending me... YIKES!!! Santa loves you dearly xoxox

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