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Obnoxious

There once was a pair of headphones 
That wasn’t being used very well 
For someone was blaring their music 
I could hear jazz blues very well 

I knew which artist it was 
I heard every word that was crooned 
And seriously like, the whole world knows 
What song you’re listening to! 

I’m working on my laptop 
I don’t need hip hop or rap 
From all the way across the room 
Just turn it down ASAP 

Why does life bring challenges? 
Why must I be left 
With people so obnoxious 
They might as well go deaf!

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Jason Brown

Nice!

Tinnitus is a fitting affliction...just a pity it takes so long to develop!!

J ;)

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