Poem -

Ode to Juan Valdez

Coffee coffee grind those beans

Coffee coffee you know what I mean

Taste so good right from the first sip

Drink enough and it'll make you shit

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

Give My Compliments to the...

Give My Compliments to the Chef

Mother dear did you hear how they're teaching me to do the goose step
Father of mine just in time...

Poem -

Comes A Woman

Comes A Woman

I've survived disasters
Lived through all kinds of hell
Kept my head when braver men
...

Poem -

The Siren

The Siren

Deep down on a rock by the sea
A siren sits singing her luring plea
Her beauty is unmatched...

Latest poems in Comedy, Limerick, Parody

Poem -

Urination humiliation

Urination humiliation

Even wearing two pairs of underpants
for such an eventuality
that will be briefly recounted...

Poem -

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE...

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

Imagine all the destructive work...

Down the drain...

It went down so smooth you didn't...

Poem -

Low Infidelity

Low Infidelity

Sex with his wife
has become purely robotic

More work than pleasure

Even her...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com