OH .. HOMER !?X

OH HOMER, COME ON IN , IT,S DIVINE !
I HOPE YOU,VE GOT A BONER?
& BRING ME SOME MORE WINE !
WHY ARE YOU TAKING ALL OF THIS TIME ?
YOU ALWAYS KEEP ME WAITING!
I NEVER KNOW, WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE ?
I DONT KNOW HOW LONG 
I CAN KEEP UP THIS POSE ?
BEFORE I GET CRAMP IN MY BLOODY TOES!
WHILE YOUR DRAGGING YOUR HEEL,S I S" POSE!
YOUR SUCH A SOAP DODGER!
I THINK I,LL PHONE ROGER!
YA WANNA SEE HIS WHEN IT GROWS!
PUTS YOUR S TO SHAME
I,VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GAME !
THE WATERS COLD NOW & I,M FROZE!
I BET YA STILL IN FRONT OF THE TELE?
WITH YA PACK OF CAN,S & YA BIG FAT BELLY
WHEN YA COULD HAVE BEEN
SEEING TO MADGE,S ROSE !
HOMER, COME & RESCUE YA MA, I,M FROZE!
WHY I MARRIED YOU HOMER !?
GOD ONLY KNOWS !!....

Tracy Timothy xx