Oh mario oh mario

Mario oh mario
Why are you so short
Riding all the yoshies
Making friends with toad

Mario oh mario
You are so mean
Taking over worlds
To capture your queen

Mario oh mario
You are a fool
Peach loves macho men
Using you as a tool

Mario oh mario
Why do you try so hard
When you let your guard down
Your going to loose a heart

So mario oh mario
Find a new princess
One you dont need to try to impress