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Oh Me Oh My

Oh me oh my I wonder why
A ‘V’ does form up in the sky
It is a flock of geese fly by
A wonderous sight I do cry

Oh wo is me it cannot be
I have not brought my specs with me
Alas I’m blind I struggle to see
Oh bump I’ve walked in to a tree

Oh fiddle dee dee 123
It is as easy as A B C
You’ve passed your’e test at school with glee
You’ll get a reward off Mum you’ll see

Oh fee fi fum you look so glum
You got a ticking off from your Mum
She gave you wrong for sucking your thumb
So now you’ve got a sore red bum

 

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