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OH NO..COCKED UP AGAIN !?X

OH NO..COCKED UP AGAIN !?X

OH NO, I HOPE HE HASNT NOTICED!?
THAT I,VE GOT A HARD ON!
MY FUCK N DICK HAS GROWN!
HE THOUGHT I WAS A WOMAN!
I GOT AWAY WITH BEING FLAT CHESTED!
BUT NOW I COULD BE ARRESTED!
I THINK HE,S GOT ONE TOO?
I DONT KNOW. WHAT THE FUCK I SHOULD DO !?
I THOUGHT I,D WEAR A FLOWEY DRESS!
I WONDER IF HE,S ALREADY GUESSED!?
HE AINT GONNA BE TOO IMPRESSED!
I SHOULD HAVE STRAPPED IT DOWN!
UNDER MY FLOWEY GOWN!
I THINK I.LL PRETEND , I FEEL SICK!
& I HOPE HE DONT NOTICE MY DICK!
I,LL JUST MAKE MY EXCUSES
& LEAVE REAL QUICK!
BEFORE THE POOR FUCKER NOTICES!
THAT I,VE GOT A PRICK!
I DONT SURPOSE I,LL SE HIM AGAIN!
NOW HE KNOW,S.I,VE GOT A BELL-END!
SERVES ME RIGHT.FOR TRYING TO PRETEND!
LOOK,S LIKE THIS ROMANCE IS DOOMED!
RIGHT FROM THE START.. I KNOW I,LL FART!
& LEG IT OUT OF THE ROOM!
I CANT WAIT FOR MY DICK TO DEFLATE!
HE THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL!
& I DEFINATLY WONT BE HIS MATE!
IF HE FIND,S OUT I,M A BLOKE!
IT WILL BE MY NOSE THAT,S BROKE!
I BETTER JUST LEAVE QUICK!
WHILE I,VE STILL GOT A BLOODY DICK!
OTHERWISE.IT WILL BE HIM WHOSE SICK!
ALL COS I DIDNT STRAP DOWN MY PRICK!
WHEN HE WAS EXPECTING A GIRL..TO LICK!
I,VE LEARNT MY LESSON , THE HARD WAY!
& I,D BETTER DELETE. MY PROFILE QUICK!!!!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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