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Oh Those Ticklish Spots

Oh Those Ticklish Spots

Everyone's got those ticklish spots
They seem to be everywhere
Some can stand it for a little while
Till it's more than they can bare

They giggle, chuckle and flail about
And wind up on the floor
Yelling out “oh please, please, stop!”
What they really want is more

Sure don't want you to lose control
And piddle a bit in your knickers
That'd be really quite embarrassing
I can sure hear all of the snickers

Everyone has these ticklish spots
They're under your arms and feet
Once in a while just let it all hang out
But make sure you know everyone you meet
 

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