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OK..I SURRENDER !?X

OK..I SURRENDER !?X

ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT ! I SURRENDER WIFE !
ANYTHING FOR A PEACEFUL LIFE !
I,M SICK OF ALL THIS,BLOODY STRIFE!
I,M ON ME KNEE,S ...
WITH MY SURRENDER CARD!
PLEASE ME NICE!
IT AINT THAT HARD!?
I,M BEGGING YOU PLEASE!
WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
I,M SICK OF BOWING DOWN  TO YOU !
HANDS ON YA HIP,S !
INSULTS ON YA LIP.S
I KNOW I GET ON YA TIT,S!
OH..WHAT,S A HUSBAND TO DO?
OK.OK ..I SURRENDER TO YOU !

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy Timothy

thank you ceniqua x  yes i know but i dont have one! lol

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