Old Duffer-ing

As we reach our so called golden years

Time seems to pass by so quickly

We realize each day still has 24 hours

But minutes take 30 seconds, quite eery

A phenomenon known as old duffering

It's time to fit in all we lack

No sooner it's the start of a brand new day

When it's time to hit the old sack

Where did it go, what the hell happened

Was a dapper young lad then poof

People are now asking if I need any help

As I stumble around quite aloof

The dazed look on my face could be why

People are always trying to help

Sometimes my trousers are on back to front

And I quite often forget my belt

Don't laugh, you'll all get there eventually

Though it seems like forever away

Surely hope you don't embarrass yourself

By walking around nude all day