Old Duffer-ing

As we reach our so called golden years

Time seems to pass by so fast

We realize each day still has 24 hours

But a minute takes 30 seconds to pass

A phenomenon known as old duffering

It's time to fit in all we lack

No sooner it's the start of a brand new day

When it's time to hit the old sack

Where did it go, what the hell happened

Was a dapper young lad then poof

People are now asking if I need any help

As I stumble around quite aloof

The dazed look on my face could be why

People are always trying to help

Sometimes my trousers are on back to front

And I quite often forget my belt

Don't laugh, you'll all get there eventually

Though it seems like forever away

Surely hope you don't embarrass yourself

By walking around nude all day