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THE OLDEST BREAK DANCER..EVER !?X

THE OLDEST BREAK DANCER..EVER !?X

I,M OFF TO BREAK DANCING CLASS!
I LOVE TO SPIN ON MY ARSE!
I,VE BEEN DOING THIS 
SINCE I WAS A NIPPER !
I USUALY GO IN MY SLIPPER,S!
MY HAIR IS THINNING!
BUT.. I LOVE SPINNING !
I,M THE OLDEST 
BREAK-DANCER THAT I KNOW !
BREAK-DANCING 
IS ALL I KNOW !?
I PUT ON MY LOW DOWN,S 
& BASE-BALL CAP!
SLOWLY ZIMMER IT 
TO MY CLASS!
I,M 93 BUT CANT
STOP SPINNING
ON MY ARSE
& IF I DONT SAY SO
MYSELF.. I,M THE 
BEST BREAK- DANCER!
IN MY CLASS!
I,VE BEEN DOING IT
ALL OF MY LIFE!
SO VERY PROUD
IS MY WIFE
SHE USED TO COME 
WITH ME. BUT SHE,S 
ALSO 93. & NOT AS
FIT AS A FIDDLE.LIKE ME !
SHE JUST COMES & MAKES THE TEA
& SHE,S ..SO VERY PROUD OF ME!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Jason Lee

Haha nice one Tracy this touched my heart as I was the 1985 break dancing champ at Butlins Skeggy hahahaha :)

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Tracy Timothy

thanks jason so much x hope you are still going strong when your 93 hon x

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Tina Moore

lol  great write Tracy - can just vision  the next door neighbor  doin this ,he trys when hes drunk ,hes 70  tina x

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Tracy Timothy

thanks tina so much x great vision of your neighbour i would like to see that myself lol

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Valerie Beasley...

Tracy!  Wow and LOL!  Enjoyed this write.  I remember the break dancing era well!  It was always a good way to exercise!!!

val

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Marc Sobbohi

Admirabe stuff Tracy. I'm 24 and wouldn't know where to start with breakdancing.

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Tracy Timothy

me neither x he,s not real lol thanks for your comments tho

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John leroy Maxwell

Age is just a number, put that number on the shelf

Just Break Dance 'round the world, be happy with yourself

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