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OLE " CODGERS CONFESSION !?X

OLE " CODGERS CONFESSION !?X

I MUST CONFESS. NO MORE , NO LESS!
I WAS UNFAITHFUL TO YOU ONCE!
I CANT KEEP IT IN ME BONCE
IN A POOL HALL IN 1971
" THAT WAS ME YA ARSE-HOLE
YA REALLY GAVE ME ONE "!
THAT RED HEADED HOT BITCH
UNLUCKY FOR YOU, WAS ME
YA CANT EXPECT ME TO SWAP
MY PURPLE RINSE TO RED AGAIN, SILLY!
I KNOW YOU WAS DRUNK
BUT. YOU WERE FULL OF SPUNK!
YA WASNT UNFAITHFUL
& I REMEMBER BEING VERY GRATEFUL
& THAT RED HEAD WAS ME 
GOOD JOB THERE,S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY BLOODY MEMORY!
IT,S COS OF ME , THAT YOUR IN THAT WHEEL CHAIR!
O.M.G LIFE IS SO UNFAIR
HE,S NOW LOST HIS BLOODY SANITY!
OH HOW I DO DISPARE 

Tracy Timothy xx

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