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O.M.G !?X

O.M.G !?X

O.M.G LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR BELLY!
EER, IT WEIGHS A TON TOO
& IT,S REALLY YUCKY & SMELLY!
HOW CAN YA SHOW YA SELF
ALL OVER THE TELE??
HOW CAN YA SHOW THAT ARSE?
YA DONT GET THAT
FROM EATING GRASS?
GETTING THIS FAT, AINT NO EASY TASK!
THE SIZE OF YOUR MASSIVE TIT,S
& ALL OF YA WOBBLY BIT,S!
THAT POOR LEATHER
IS STRETCHED TO IT,S TETHER
COULD COME IN USEFUL
IN REALLY BAD WEATHER?
BUT, I THINK I,D RATHER GET WET
THAN SUFFOCATE IN FLAB & LEATHER
THAT,S A THOUGHT,I,D RATHER FORGET
YOU COULD EAT ME FOR BREAKFAST, I BET
ME MUM WOULD SAY
YOUR A FUCK N FAT GIT!
HOPE I DONT END UP LIKE IT ?
I BET YOU CANT REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME YA SAW YA DICK ?
O.M.G OOH YUK
I THINK I,M GONNA BE SICK !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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