ONE NO TRUMP

I need seven tricks to make my contract,
no. one is to get Kim off my back,
no. two is to stop worrying about the likes of you,
just wait till Oprah lands us in even more pooh.

No. three is to get you where you don't want to be,
don't bore me with your infidelity,
no. four is to build that goddamn wall,
we don't want spicks and specks at all.

No.five is to sort out those bastards in th Middle East,
there the ones we like least,
no.six is to stop anyone else coming in,
and make sure that terrorists can never win.

No. seven is to make sure that I go to heaven,
and to get rid of Monica
from under my table.