ONIONS

I never did like onions 
Or how it feels in my mouth 
Try it once when I was small 
But then quickly spit it out

I never did try it again 
And I said that I never will 
And so many years has past 
still haven’t change my mind still

When I got out to buy fast food 
I will always say before 
No onion and mayo please 
Then I will double check to make sure

But love make us do funny things 
Especially when your love is true 
The girl I love says, she love onions 
And I said OMG I love it to

When you really love someone 
There’s nothing you wouldn't do 
You will sacrifice anything 
To show how much they means to you

At that time I wasn't thinking 
Guess I put my foot in mouth 
Now I spend the whole day thinking 
Of a way for me to get it out

I have to go by her this Sunday 
To meet she mother and father 
And if everything goes well 
I plan to give her a ring after

But she said her father is a chef 
From a long line of generation 
And when he is cooking food 
He does use a lot of onions

Onions are one of the worlds 
Most popular vegetable, 
And her fathers cooking dinner 
So I,m feeling very uncomfortable

we sat down at the table 
with all different kind of foods 
He put a like a million onions 
So my fear for it got renewed

Comes time for dinner now 
I ask for a separate plate 
Then I start picking it out 
to make the onions separate

They all was quiet looking at me 
Waiting for me to explain 
Trying to think of something fast 
then an idea comes to my brain

So I said" for me to enjoy my onions 
I have to be at home watching TV 
So I taking these onions home with me 
To eat while I am watching C.S.I, Miami

Later that night I told my girl friend 
I really don’t like onions I’m sorry 
She said you did all this just for me 
and she drop a big sweet kiss on me