Poem -

" OOhhh..Xmas Tree !"

" OOhhh..Xmas Tree !"

" This is a pre-xmas warm up, Promise for me !
As i wait patiently , For what,s behind your xmas tree?
My very own, Naughty, Sexy, Fantasy !
The very thought of it, Fill,s me with ecstasy 
As i await to remove it, So patiently 
I cannot wait to unveil your mystery 
& have the finest xmas in history 
Who has promised , A very special gift for me!
Who is giving himself, So voluntary !!
I,m so excited, I cant wait to remove your fine fir
As it is what is behind the tree, That i prefer !
It,s the man that i want,  (Not the tree der)
What is hidden behind it, Is promised to make me purr!?
Especially if he has removed the fur !
I,m so excited to imagine, What will occour ?
This xmas , I will not be happier...
So wish me luck, Xmas moring OOHH-ER!!
By xmas morning, I will be so horny 
To remove your xmas tree,That so not corny
I cannot wait until xmas morning 
As the special day is dawning ...
You will definatly not catch me yawning 
I will be under the xmas tree exploring
& it,s lovely baubles, I will be pawing 
& no-one could call this year, Bloody boring !"

Tracy Timothy xx

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