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OPEN WIDE !?X

OPEN WIDE !?X

OPEN WIDE
LET,S LOOK INSIDE
WHERE, ALL THE GERMS HIDE
STENCH, DECAY
TOTAL DISARRAY 
PLAQUE BEING CHIPPED AWAY
ROTTING FILLINGS & MASSIVE HOLES
SMELL,S JUST LIKE DIRTY ARSE-HOLES
I DONT GET NEARLY, ENOUGH PAY?
DEALING WITH THIS EVERY DAY
PLEASE PAY THE ASSISTANT
& BE ON YOUR WAY
SEE YOU IN 6 MONTHS
NOW , HAVE A NICE DAY
OH & I SUGGEST
YOU INVEST IN A GOLD SPRAY
COS YOUR BREATH, MAY I SAY
HAS, KILLED ME TODAY !

Tracy Timothy xx

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