Poem -

Our .Be.. Loved ! Queen

Our .Be.. Loved ! Queen

Cor.. Security ? at the palace, ain,t good

Only ... Discovered a rel-life intruder

Bloody good job.! Her majesty weren,t in 

Or .. We could be mourning , Her loss

Then...?! Who would be our boss ?

Bloody corgi,s aint much good !

Didn,t detect ,The man in the hood

God.. He had a bloody nerve

Now on her Majesty,s Pleasure H.M.P

I, m sure ! Is where he.ll serve

Some time for his reflection

Don,t know his intention ?

Or happen to mention !

But .. The throne is in contention

From charlie wills & george

So as the head of The Royal Family

Is Where .. You belong

So thank goodness maam"

You came to no harm!

& you are safe & well !

We are glad you were out 

Or ya could have come a cropper

& got a good old  clout

So GOD .... DID SAVE THE QUEEN X?

God Bless You !xx

Long may you reign 

& up ya security .. today Maam"

& don,t have that security firm .. again :) SHAM

Tracy Timothy xx

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