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OUR KIND OF HEN PARTY !?X

OUR KIND OF HEN PARTY !?X

WE KNOW HOW TO THROW A REAL HEN PARTY!
US. OF THE FEATHERED KIND!
THERE,S PARROT,S, MAC-CAWS & PARAKEET,S!
& ANY FEMALE THAT WE CAN FIND
WHEN WE DO THE CONGA ROUND THE STREETS!
& THE PELICAN IS ALWAYS 50 SHEETS!
THERE,S NEVER A COCK
WOULD DARE MAKE US STOP!
THEY WOULDN,T WANT TO CAUSE A STROP!
& WE WILL PARTY . TIL WE DROP!
THE PELICAN,S ALWAYS GOT A STASH!
IN HER BILL, FOR READY CASH!
SHE IS ALWAYS ON THE LASH!
WE,VE MADE A PUNCH
& GOT P[LENTY OF SHOTS!
YOU,LL ALL PAY THE PRICE TOMORROW!
WHEN WE,VE ALL GOT THE TROTS!
COME ON LADIES, LINE UP THE SHOTS!
WORRY LATER. WHEN IT STINGS YA BOT,S!
WE ARE ALL GETTING ON DOWN
PAINTING RED THIS NIGHT IN TOWN!
YA CANT KEEP US OLE HENS DOWN?

Tracy Timothy xx

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