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OUT THE WAY MATE !?X

OUT THE WAY MATE !?X

GOD I,M A VERY HAPPY CHIMPANZEE!
A DAY OUT AT THE BEACH FOR ME!
SAND & WATER. NOT 1 FUCK N TREE!
I,VE EVEN BROUGHT MY ONE PIECE COZZEE!
FOR ME IT,S SUCH A TREAT!!
SEXY LADIES..I LOVE TO MEET!
GOD I LOVE IT AT THE BEACH!
BARE TIT,S OF EVERY SIZE !
I TELL YOU..NO FUCK N LIE,S!
ARSES GO BY. SOME"S JUST LIKE A PEACH!
THAT YA JUST WANNA EAT!
IF ONLY I COULD ..FUCK N REACH!
I HAVE TA CROSS ME BLOODY FEET!
I,LL PUT ON ME SHADES!
& CHECK OUT THE MAIDS!
& MAKE THE MOST!
OF MY DAY..AT THE BEACH!
I,LL SOON BE BACK IN ME TREE!
THEN. NO MORE TIT,S & ARSES FOR ME !
OUT THE FUCK N WAY MATE!
I CANT FUCK N SEE!
YOUR PISSING OFF THIS PRIMATE!
COS I,VE GOT A HUGE STIFFEE!
IN ME BLEEDING COZZEE!
DONT RUIN MY FUCK N FANTASY!
I ONLY SPEND ONE DAY AT THE SEA!
& YOU AINT GONNA ..RUIN IT FOR ME!

Tracy Timothy xx

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