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A computer was something on TV 
From a science fiction show of note 
A window was something you hated to clean 
And ram was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend 
And gig was a job for the nights 
Now they all mean different things 
And that really mega bites

An application was for employment 
A program was a TV show 
A curser used profanity 
A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age 
A CD was a bank account 
And if you had a 3 inch floppy 
You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage 
Not something you did to a file 
And if you unzipped anything in public 
You'd be in jail for awhile

Log on was adding wood to the fire 
Hard drive was a long trip on the road 
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived 
And a back up happened to your commode