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" OVER WORKED & UNDER PAID !?" X

" OVER WORKED & UNDER PAID !?" X

" IT,S BLOODY HARD WORK, BEING A TOP BITCH !
& I DESERVE A FUCK N RAISE 
NOT ENOUGH DAMN RESPECT 
& HARDLY EVER , ANY PRAISE !
LETS HOPE HUNNY, THAT THIS IS JUST A LITTLE OLE PHASE
NOW, PUT MY FUCK N ROSES, IN A PRETTY VASE
YOU REALLY CANT GET THE STAFF THESE DAYS?
& TELL, THAT FAT BASTARD
TO GIVE ME A WELL EARNED RAISE
& TELL HIM FROM ME, THERE WILL BE NO MORE LAYS
OR  NO MORE, HOT & EROTIC HOLIDAYS?
& TAKE IT FROM ME, SWEET BABY CAKES 
HIS BALLS WILL BE BUSTING AFTER 2 DAYS 
BELIEVE ME, A BIT OF PATIENCE PAYS 
& ONLY 1 THING , THAT WILL TAKE AWAY HIS ACHE ?
A SOAPY WANK, WITH MY TITS THAT ARE FAKE !
AFTER  HE HAS GIVEN ME MORE, THAN HE CAN TAKE
BEFORE HE FEELS , HIS BALLS WILL BREAK
OR UNTIL HE SCREAMS OUT, STOP FOR FUCKS SAKE !
HE LOVES ME MORE, WHEN IM HIS HOARE
ESPECIALLY WHEN , I MAKE HIM SORE !
& EVEN MORE, WHEN IM A BITCH 
AS IM ALWAYS THE GAL, THAT ALWAYS EASES HIS ITCH 
HE PAYS SO VERY WELL, SO NOW IM PRETTY RICH
& AS LONG AS HE PAYS ME WELL. , I WILL ALWAYS BE HIS BITCH
OR UNTIL HE BORES ME, THEN HE WILL BE DITCHED !
I HAVE GOT ANOTHER PUNTER, WHO,LL BE COMING SOON
& HE WILL BE EXPECTING THIS BITCH, TO TAKE HIM TO THE MOON
& BELEIVE ME THIS ONE, IS A REAL LOONEY TUNE
WHILE HOLDING HIS ( HARD ROCKET )  & SHOUTING OUT , ZOOM ZOOM
& THROWING ME AROUND & AROUND THE ROOM !
I REALLY MUST THINK SERIOUSLY OF RETIRING SOON ?
NOW FUCK OFF , OUT OF MY BEDROOM 
AS THE BLOODY WEIRDO, WILL BE HERE VERY  SOON !

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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