Poem -

PANTY RAID

PANTY RAID

True Story
it happened
No lie
The Puppy
was in full
Throttle
MISCHIEF

A few Years
ago
I was on anĀ 
important
businessĀ 
Phone call
when our
precious Duke
wanted my
ATTENTION

It soon became
Apparent
to him
that parading
around
with my socks
in his mouth
was not
going toĀ 
be enough
for me toĀ 
stop
what I was
doing

Therefore
Duke
decided
to bring
things
to a different
level....

Imagine my suprise
to see
him
prancing
around
the family
room
with
my wife's
panties
upon his
head.............

Yeah that
did
it
Hung up
the phone
andĀ 
Laughed
along
with
my
pup
Ā 

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Somehow, my dog when she was a pup was wearing my bra on her head...

Then she didn't want to give it back to me...

Of course my Son and Daughter couldn't stop laughing and then my Mother got in to it because, she wanted to know what was so funny...

Then she went and got my Dad...

By then there was no hope she had it all stretched out, she could play a mean game of tug of war that's for sure...

Needless to say I told her fine she could keep it but, my underwear was definitely off limits...

???

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

Feathers

Ā 

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