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Paranoia

author
GREG TUCKER THE...
Paranoia

Yeah I see
you watching
me!
You show your
teeth
a little
too often

Do You Think
I amĀ 
anĀ 
Unsuspecting
Prey
to
beĀ 
Pounched
upon

Don't Wag
that
tail
I see
through
your
charm
and those
Puppy
eyes
staring
atĀ 
me

Who are we kidding?
Come here baby boy
Papa loves you!

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Total votes: 2
Tags: 
Dog Humor Pet
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
Topic: 
Humour
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