Poem -

PARTY ! X

PARTY ! X

Be there .. Or be square !

If your not a V.I.P !?

You will miss out on the party !

If your not on the guest list !?

You wont be getting pissed !?

Dont even bovver !

Cos your obviously a no-one

So ya face wont be missed

Dont trouble the bouncer

To get to the bar !

You wont get through

Cos they wont 

Know who you are ?

If.. Your a face

You,ll easily get in the place

& to the after party !

Your presence was requested

Cos we know how to !!

 P A R T Y !!!!!

Lets all get wasted

& fall on the floor

& have some more

Of .. What we had before !!

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

LOL!!  Would love to party with you Tracy :)

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Tracy Timothy

ta love had my moments x

I wrote that for a friend whose birthday it was yesterday ! im a bit of a retired party animal these days

but still got it in me lol x

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