Pearl the deaf parrot

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
Resides at Christinas care home l’m not really sure how this will go
But heres hoping it makes a poem

Well this large establishment
A dwelling for senior living care
It is full up to capacity
With geriatrics living there

Now Pearl is quite a character
Perched in a cavity on the wall
Occasionally when her cage gets cleaned
She flies loopy around the hall

Although her hearing isn’t good
Shes getting on in years
Theres not a word that goes unheard
Tho often gets it wrong I fears

Clive Clipper the old cockney
He always speaks in rhyme
Calls all the females “Me ol duck” all of the time

Haha thats not what pearls says
Although Clive doesn’t care
That pesty bird copys him
But ends it in a swear

Then theres Josie Jenkins
She is the eldest of them all
Tells all the visitors she is 
“Wise of wit” as she sits in the hall

But as you can probably imagine
Pearl changes this abit
Everybody chuckles silently
Coz its squalked “Size of shit”

So you get the picture
Lots of rude remarks in the house
It wouldn’t be as noticable
If Pearl spoke as quiet as a mouse

Oh & there is Peter Waters
Always cuddling his tabby cat
He hasn’t given it a name
So Pearl always yells  “Scabby TXXT”

Haha it is fun for the workers
On their shift
Never entirely certain 
of the conversation
If you get my drift