PIGGIN ..OUT !?X

"I,VE MADE A BIT OF  PIG OF MYSELF !
WITH CIDER MADE FROM APPLES FROM MY ORCHARD!
DONT TELL THE MRS. I AM AS PISSED AS A FART!
I,M GONNA TELL HER. I FELL REALLY AWKWARD!
SHE,S A MOANY OLD COW!!. WELL STRESSED OUT SOW!
THATS WHY I DRINK TOO MUCH CIDER NOW !!!
I.LL JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH!
ME & ME MATE SYD SKUNK !
WHEN OUT & GOT REALLY DRUNK !!?
WE WENT TO  REPENT 
AT THE ALLOTMENT
TO LATE TO FUCK N MOAN NOW !
YA MISERABLE STRESSED OUT OLE SOW!
THAT WAS THEN & THIS IS NOW !
GET ME ANOTHER BOTTLE NOW !!
YA MISERABLE OLE FUCK N COW

Tracy Timothy xx