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PIGGY-PUSS !?X

PIGGY-PUSS !?X

I,M A BABY PINK PIGLET
MADE FOR THE SEA!
I,M THE CUTEST BREED!?
THATĀ YOU EVER DID SEE!?
PIGGY-PUSS. IS WHAT THEY CALL ME!
I CAN REACH THING.SĀ 
THAT MONEY CANNOT BUY?
SO MUCH OF AĀ 
BETTER LIFE. THANĀ 
LIVING IN A STY!
I CAN EAT SEA-FOOD GALORE
WHEN I USE MY SEA LEGS!
SO MUCH MORE EFFICIENT
THAN LAND PIG PAWS!
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF ALLĀ 
ARE DELICIOUS CRAB CLAWS!
BETTER THAN THEM SLOPS AT HOME
SO GLAD I,M A PIGGY-PUSS
& MY SEA LEGS HAVE GROWN
& I.LL NEVER BE BACON!
OR EAT SEEDS THAT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN SOWN!?
& AROUND THE OCEAN I DO ROAM !X
& IN THE SEA. I,M NEVER ALONEĀ 
Ā 

Tracy Timothy xx

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