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Pitch Forked Dork

Pitch Forked Dork

There once was a farmer from East Texas
Who thought he'd fool around on the Mrs.
But in the hay mow
While screwing a sow
His wife jabbed a pitch fork in his ass

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Valerie Lynn

Well the title definitely got my attention...haha nice write and awesome picture! ;) This is one reason why people shouldn't cheat!

Val ♥

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