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PLANET GEEZER !?X

PLANET GEEZER !?X

LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE IS WHERE WE ARE NOT !
WE MAY BE GERIATRIC S ? BUT WE LOVE TO ROCK
WERE 3 OLE CRINKLIES, CALLED PLANET GEEZER
ONE WITH ARTHRITIS & A COUPLE OF WHEEZERS
WE MAY BE BED BLOCKERS?
BUT WERE HARDENED OLE ROCKERS
ARTHUR, ALBERT & ME RODGER
ARE THE HIPPEST COOLEST OLD CODGERS
WE HAVE A COMBINED AGE OF 191
BUT, WE STILL LOVE TO ROCK ON
WERE STILL BUSTING OUT OUR MOVES 
& STILL GETTING IN THE GROOVE
WERE STILL PERKY & WELL CHIPPER
WHEN WE THROW AWAY OUR ZIMMERS
WE,VE BEEN TOGETHER, SINCE WE WERE TEENS
BEING FAMOUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAMS
WE STILL PLAY THE OLD PEOPLES HOMES 
TO DROWN OUT ALL THEIR MOANS 
IT REALLY TAKES IT OUT OF US !
SO WERE DONE IN BY THE TIME 
WE HAVE TO BOARD THE BUS
WE LOVE DOING WHAT WE ENJOY
WE CANT SEE. WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS
WE MAY BE OLD GEEZERS?
BUT WE ARE , ALWAYS GOOD TIME BOYS!
BUT WE STILL HAVE GROUPIES, ON OUR BUS
& WE ARE  ALL STILL SOUGHT AFTER TOY BOYS
WHO JUST LOVE TO MAKE ONE HELL OF A NOISE!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

 

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