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PLEASE RELEASE ME !?X

PLEASE RELEASE ME !?X

MY OWNER WAS SO SICK OF MY YAPPIN!
THAT HE,S INVENTED THIS TYPE OF GAGGIN!
NOW I LOOK LIKE A NINJA!
INSTEAD OF A BLOODY WHINGER!
I MAY ONLY BE SMALL!
BUT MY VOICE. IS SO TALL!
BUT NOT ANY MORE!
THIS MASK IS LIKE A VICE ON MY JAW!
I PROMISE I WONT MAKE ANOTHER MURMUR!
ANY BLOODY MORE, OR PEE ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
IF YOU PLEASE RELEASE MY JAW!?
IT,S MAKING MY POOR FACE SORE!
YOU WONT HEAR A PEEP
OUT OF ME. I PROMISE NO MORE!
PLEASE RELEASE ME , LET ME GO!
YOU,VE WARNED ME NOW
SO..NOW I KNOW!
GIVE ME A BREAK
NOW PLEASE,JUST LET ME GO
& I WONT MAKE ANOTHER PEEP!
I DIDN,T KNOW I 
COULD BE ..SUCH A CREEP ?

Tracy Timothy xx

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