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The Poem that doesn't rhymme

The poem that doesn’t rhyme (or just a outburst)

This is a standard poem that doesn’t rhyme

So I’ll casually end this line with bananas

Bananas, a strange shaped fruit, monkeys like them

Monkeys, they’re primates similar to human beings

They also sang the song I’m a believer!

Although it was written by Neil Diamond

Diamonds are rocks, a girl’s best friend

Friends, you couldn’t live without them

Although sometimes they can be arses!

Arses don’t suppose you could live without one either

Mines a similar size to Beyonce Knowles

Beyonce, married to Jay Z

He’s that guy who’s a rapper

Rap, not sure it’s actually music

Just someone shouting rhyming obscenities 

Obscenities, you could say lowering the tone of life

Life, much better than death I suppose

A lot of people have one; some people need to get one

One is the first number; it’s also a song by U2

U2, Is Bono a singer or a politician

Politicians, born liars, good at fiddling their expenses 

Everything is bloody expensive now!

I mean 70 for a Twix!

You’re having a giraffe!

Giraffes are very tall animals

They look a lot like me! 

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Louise Carroll

Yeah.. the idea is to write, write, write and write. Who said it has to rhyme? Rules and creative writing dont go togetherâ˜ș 

So good for you, you expressed an outburst of thoughts and words.â˜ș

I think I like your style.â˜șâ˜ș

Well done. 

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